When coming up for ideas for the next Faux Real shirt, we got distracted by an ad for the MindRead-5000 mind reading device (just 3 easy payments of $29.99). We didn't need the money back gaurantee that came with the device because upon first use it proved to be extremely valuable. So, without further ado, we present to you exactly what you were looking for! A shirt with cats sitting on pizza with nautical tattoos. Thank you modern technology!